Warm yourself in the knowledge that the Toronto Star, doctors and smart people everywhere, do, too, hate Oprah.
Drink more coffee. Fuck the haters that say caffeine is bad for you. Coffee tastes delicious. While you’re at it, smoke, too.
Fill your office with good things. I used to think this was so Angela of The Office, but when I’m pouring over cancer-related drivel, thinking about night swimming and making out in Florence makes me hate everything less.
Like this.
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